Video of Teoh Beng Hock Inquest Proceedings on 18th August 2010

The DAP fellas aptly titled these videos “Malaysia’s Funniest and Tragic Court Video Part 1-8″…

because it featured one heck of a clown MACC Lawyer Abdul Razak Musa cross examining renowned Thai pathologist Dr Pornthip Rojanasunand.

I think you know uhh, Mahidol University was not recognised by government of Malaysia. You agree? Anybody graduated from Mahidol University was not recognised under our medical act.

I don’t know, but Mahidol University was the, the top 5 of Asia. LMFAO! 

Hello bang, before you try to disestablish other’s credibility, improve your English first la! My house chipmunk can speak better English than you, if ever I have a chipmunk! Haha.

..Background knowledge about the fact of the case.. How it come to.. That incident.. Whatever la? No?

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO.. To whatever his question was.

Strangle himself? My old friend just said he strangled himself? Is that what he said? Can you show us? *Strangle himself* Ahh, like this.

Strangle harder and die please.

I spent 3 days to study what you have said, alright.. *drawing giggles from the judge and opposition*

THREE fucking days and he didn’t even bother to check where the ankle is located! LOL.

I have question; whether you are lawyer or not? Mwahahahahahaha.. Maybe I’m younger than you, but I have already served 24 years as a lawyer.

Makes people wonder how can he survive so long as a lawyer, 24 years srsly?

Everyone, including Dr. Pornthip and the judge were getting impatient with this dude. Who wouldn’t? Lol.

I don’t want to hear your imagination because don’t have evidence. We don’t have evidence to collaborate what you said.

He rejects scientific explanations plainly because he does not have the capacity to process them. Period.

Never mind, I disagree with you. Whateverrrr.. Lol.

Note: Physics application can be used to find out the duration of the fall. Something related to gravity force, weight in Newton, distance of fall and time. It’s for you to find out if you are curious enough. 😛

Did he just tried to put all the blames on a single pen?

Because *gasp* they found a pen in the pocket of the deceased! That must be one heck of a giant pen, LOL.

And can somebody teach him how to pronounce “both”? Bo.. TH.. Bo.. Bo… Bo…. TH.. BoTH..

The end. For now.

Video of Teoh Beng Hock Inquest Proceedings on 18th August 2010

Went Vegas, and back!

Today I saw a really huge ass burger:

The Vegas' Mambo Burger

With generous layers of chicken meat, cheese, hams, eggs and salad!

So huge, even me can’t finish it myself!

Oh wait, the one on top is only 1/5 of the full-sized burger! LOL! Here’s the real deal:

The real deal: Huge ass Vegas' Mambo Burger

Note: Vegas is a cafe name at Kampar, Perak. 😀

Went Vegas, and back!

Mindfuck’d?

I came across an article on the web today titled “Using Reverse Psychology On Your Spouse“. And it got me thinking prior to reading that article; isn’t this obvious manipulation of mind in getting your partner to do something he/she’s not really into? Boy, am I glad to have been exposed to Psychology in recent years. This is one advantage we Psychology students have over you, we can mindfuck you whenever and wherever we want. LOL. Anyway back to the article, I realised it was about getting your partner to have sex with you, which is lame and that’s not the point I want to get across today.

I wonder if it’s really alright to consciously mindfuck people into submission, to get round people’s mind to achieve what we want? What? It’s not wrong if the other party doesn’t realised what is being done to them? You tell me. LOL?

Mindfuck’d?

N00B!

No need graduate liao la. What also don’t care, what also doesn’t matter.

Noob.   

Anyway, it’s never easy to tell retards what I think and feel is important. Or not important.

Ever quick to be a judge, and jump into conclusions.

Ever quick to trumpet that they know me the best. Oh well.  

I just gave up hope on talking sense into people nowadays. Last few weeks anyway, just gonna lay back and let them have their ways.

N00B!

What if I am a Russian spy?

One really interesting thought came into my mind; What if I am a Russian spy? 😀

Firstly, I would have to give myself a last name after some sugar or spices. Wynken Sugar, Wynken Pepper, Wynken Chilli Powder, or Wynken Kunyit? I personally like Chilli Powder, LOL. Call me Chilli Powder, Wynken Chilli Powder! Sounds freaking ‘powderful’ to me, LOL!

And then, where would I work at? Putrajaya! No contest on this one. And as the story goes, I will be assasinating Obama when he comes to visit Malaysia. I would then subtlely implicate Al-Qaeda just for the fun of it. US will be pissed, and somehow make a failed revenge attempt on Rosmah for example. Having scared the shit out of her, she will be bugging Najib to launch a nuclear attack on US.

Unknown to Rosmah, Najib’s actually a Russian spy too, the same as I am! Just a class ahead of me (We have a Russian academy just for spies). So, as Najib’s identity had been exposed, and he damn beh tahan Rosmah’s nagging, he put  a bullet in her head. I will be there to purposely incite Najib to defy Rosmah, and make him launch the nuke at Russia, yeah! He launched it, officially giving Russia a perfect excuse to obliterate Malaysia from the atlas.

Unknown to Najib pulak, Russia’s nuke power is like 1,000 to 1 compare to Malaysia’s. And they have submarines that actually sinks and shoot missiles. And fighter jet planes that are actually not missing any engine parts (Sorry la Najib thinks every countries’ defence cacat like ours one ma..). So we kena bombed damn jialat by both US and Russia. Najib tried to escape Malaysia and enroute his escape, he got caught by the Russians. He was then sold off to Soviet Union to become a prostitute.

I became the national hero of Malaysia for getting rid of Najib, for a while (they all still don’t know I am a Russian spy yet). But after that my identity got exposed, and I kena tangkap also. Enroute to Kamunting, I jumped off the helicopter and fell into the jungle deep in Taiping. My body was not found, and nobody know if I am still alive to this date.

The end. Wynken Chilli Powder, the Russian spy.

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Disclaimer: All characters are fictional and have nothing to do with the living or dead, fat or thin. tall or short. All similarities to real life events are purely unintentional and deeply regretted. Scumbags may or may not leave any comments depending on the discretion of this blog’s author.

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What if I am a Russian spy?

At loss for title..?

Salt (with the capital S) is well, like salt. It tastes okay, but not too much of it. A movie never goes wrong with Angelina Jolie in it, that’s a fact. But it didn’t seem too right either this time, lol. Angelina Jolie played a crazy hell of a bitch Russian spy in Salt. Evelyn Salt, her name in the movie, got caught in helluva CIA-Secret Service-Russian mess on her anniversary with her kinda ugly-looking German husband. The movie’s a little hard to explain, so go watch it yourself. But oh, look out for the sexiest part where she took off her panties to cover a surveillance camera, she’s really this good a spy! 😀

Me loves her! 😀
At loss for title..?