The worst kind of dialogues you could ever expect from a movie, where vampires literally sparkle themselves to death when exposed to sunlight. Just the kind of vampires and werewolves that Blade and Van Helsing would be glad to slash to pieces.
Edward: You love him.
Bella: Yeah, but I love you more.
Bella to Jacob: Kiss me. I’m asking you to.
Jacob and Bella had the most passionate kiss, before Bella turned to Edward and said: You saw that?
Edward: No *with his dumbfucked expression*
Jacob: You know I’m hotter than you. *referring to Edward*