Someone bought him a really beautiful toy that he really really loves, and then some big bully came and snatched it from him. He was left empty-handed, sad. Not disheartened, he decided to get another new toy, which wasn’t really as good as the first but still likable though. That’s when his playmates get jealous of his never ending abundance of toys, and start to look for every opportunity to spoil his new toy. He did everything you can to fend off these kids. As luck would have it, the bully who snatched his first toy left it lying somewhere in the park. Excitedly he picked it back, only to discover it had been spoilt.. 😦
What makes men chase women they don’t intend to marry? The same impulse that makes dogs chase cars they don’t intend to drive.
Some men love their wives so much that, so as to not wear them out, they use their friends’ wives.
If women were good, God would have one and if she were trustworthy, the Devil would have horns.
If love is blind, you have to grope it.
Love is like the flu: you catch it on the streets and solve it in bed.
Men would lie much less if women didn’t ask so many questions.
Why does the bread get burnt, the milk spilt and the women pregnant? You don’t get it out on time.
To avoid having children, sleep with you sisters-in-law: you’ll only have nephews!
If you’re feeling useful or depressed, just remember: you were once the fastest spermatozoon in the bunch!
Worse than a stone in your shoe, only a grain of sand in your condom.
Just like that.
No feeling or whatsoever wtf. Neither happy nor sad. Not even a sigh of relieve. Just indifferent!
32 days of record-breaking cold war had just ended. And I’m like this. Colder than an ice cube.
There are other things on my mind now.
Things like “Spite and nonsense aren’t the same, comprende?”
Things like “Where’s the missing piece of puzzle?”
Things like “WTF PTPTN!”
Things like “Damn, I’m hungry now!”
When the realisation dawned on me that everything’s gonna come back at me somehow, I felt pretty pissed off. Well, you never expect bumbling idiots to stop creating trouble. While I’m not one who suffers fools gladly, I’m trying to change the way I am now. In between trying to keep my temper in check and thinking of a solution to fix the rubbish they created, I tell myself it’s all for the greater good and harmony of myself and others. No point getting worked up or anything. Seriously.. =)
Ignore this post really. It’s just another ranting of mine. Albeit in a more gentle and subtle manner compared to previous ones. I wouldn’t want those important in my life to be sucked into this turmoil either. Just stay out and let me handle the situation, my way. Imposing others’ values on me doesn’t really work you see. I still stand firm on my decision. Whether you people like it or not, Wynken’s meddling his hands into you people’s affairs again this time. Regardless of how reluctant I am.
And from this episode, once again I can see clearly who’s good and who’s not. Just reaffirmed my hatred towards them. Hatred seems to be too harsh a word. Maybe disdain, who knows?
Signed Wynken, with love and whole loads of positive vibes oozing from me.
Edit: It seems that a solution which doesn’t require my intervention had been worked out. Which seems good enough for me, at least for the moment.. =)
Nothing much to blog about these days.. Except for the fact I’m in a generally good mood somehow. Anyone had the free-floating feeling before? Hehe.. But then there are still several issues that’s been bugging me for a few days now. Ahh.. Stupid moments of hesitation. Kanasai.. Weekend weren’t THAT productive either. Kanasai-er.. The kanasai-est thing of all is that my wallet’s running dry again. Yes, it’s this fast. Even more kanasai-er, you’ll have to dig it yourself.. =)
And lecturer’s notes weren’t helping much in my finals revision either. God bless me.
It’s now officially study week for finals. One week. One friggin’ week! *Panic attack!*
And some cute shits I found on the Internet~ =D
People would pay GAZILLIONS just to get into the mind of girls for 1 minute!
Ex-housemate, GB told me how he offended a girl in his class just because he introduced the girl to his housemates. JUST. And the girl wanted it at the first place. Now she said it makes her look damn desperate wtf. You disturb one hen in the coop, every other hens go crazy! Now he offended the WHOLE group of girls from his class. Epic LOL. I shouldn’t have laughed at him at the first place, cause I got the same thing 15minutes after he told me his “ordeal”. Karma, I tell ya.. It’s karma.. =S
Mine weren’t so outrageous as his. But still, it got me scratching my head over and over again.
And Facebook just got hit by my obscenities. I got frustrated with myself for not knowing what’s going on when I can clearly see something’s wrong.. =.=||
If I were to choose which character from Heroes I am, I would go for Gabriel; for his hunger for knowing how things work. Like how it would kill him to not know what’s going on in people’s head. Now, can I crack open people’s forehead to see what’s inside?
It was mum’s birthday today. Was too “busy” to blog this down. Hehe. Wei, finals coming eh.. Gotta study one, ok?
Another year passed. Almost forgot mummy’s birthday! Lol.. Til my sis sms’ed a reminder to me.. It’s totally unintentional. Serious. Well, I woke up late, rushed to class yada yada excuses.. xD
Called mummy, wished her happy birthday. Promised her will study hard. Then she lectured me again on saving money.
I will. On the study hard part maybe. Saving money err.. Will try my best to resist temptations.. xD
HAPPY BIRTHDAY DEAREST MUMMY!
Love ya loadz! =)