.. I sat there, muttering to myself why the fuck am I in such sorry state having to endure this lame snooze-inducing movie.
I’d like to think of this movie as suckass sci-fi version of Noah’s Ark with wtfyoucallthatplot? plot. The aliens came, made humans ooh ahh with it’s awesomeness, armageddon day comes, stupid alien had a change of mind, stupid alien saves the day, stupid alien says bye bye. I’ve just practically summed up the whole movie with one overly long sentence.
Keanu Reeves ph’ailed big time. Period.