A Kaixin-inspired post.
I want to be a spoiled, filthy-rich, drop-dead handsome, obnoxious, asshole in my next life. That way I can get whatever I want in life and heck care what other people thinks and say about me.
Dear God, can you make me fit and good-looking? If no, at least make all the douchebags around me fatter and uglier than me. And preferably less irritable too. Thank you very much.
Screw anyone who condemns my ambition.